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No words to describe the nerdiness of this license plate.

Instead of writing about my experiences today, I decided to compile a list of the male nicknames that have been thrown around by my friends.

It is important to note that tomorrow's post will include a retort from the male camp. It's only fair to allow them to respond with the names they give us!

Elle Woods boyfriend

Snack Pack boyfriend

Cabil TV boyfriend

Armed Forces boyfriend

Golfer boyfriend

Kwame boyfriend

Married boyfriend

Girlfriend boyfriend

Military boyfriend

San Francisco boyfriend

Trophy boyfriend

Scottish boyfriend

Coach boyfriend

LT boyfriend

Terminal boyfriend

Never put the moves on me but tell everyone we dated boyfriend

Just friends boyfriend

Boss boyfriend

Subordinate boyfriend

Cockblock boyfriend

Took his shirt off on the first date in the middle of a conversation boyfriend

Spelled Dardin wrong boyfriend

I think we should talk about our feelings, but let's keep postponing boyfriend

Coupe's boyfriend

Inappropriate dance floor townie boyfriend

Build-a-Bear boyfriend

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