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I am currently seeking a date for the Holiday Ball - aka “Darden Prom.” I was never very good at these things in high school and I think it is because I had bad dates. They were really bad. To remedy this problem I have decided to run a selective process, all submissions in the form of cover letters due Thursday by 1:00PM.
Minimum requirements (in order of importance):
A pulse
Female
No H1N1
Qualities a strong candidate will possess:
Restraint – The ability to prevent me from going over budget during the auction
A car – My 1984 Reliant was not impressive in high school, I bet it’s less impressive now
No fear of a DUI – Somebody needs to drive your car home
Affinity for “Party in the USA” – One word: Miley
Good looks – My mom always hangs pictures from these things on the fridge, I need to impress her
In the unlikely event that more than one candidate applies I will select a winner based on times through an obstacle course in our backyard and the slower applicants can go with my roommates.
Mr. James Schafer:
I would like to express my interest in the position of Date of Mr. James Schafer at Winter Prom. When I met with your publicist at your briefing this fall, I was impressed with your commitment to humanitarianism and sustainability. I appreciate that your organization values such strengths as a pulse and a clear bill of health, and I find myself inexplicably drawn to the kind of organization that places a high priority on these ideals.
Before coming to Darden, I attended several proms, including one as a freshman, which was considered a rare accomplishment given my young age. I have had a car since the precocious age of 17 and have proven more than willing to allow strangers to drive it in order to allow me to hit up the sauce. I am fun but do not put out easily so I should be appropriate material for your mother’s fridge. I also have been told that I am relatively attractive and also incredibly modest. I purchase only the finest boutonnieres made from roses picked by Swiss yoddlers. I also was a Westinghouse sweepstakes winner, and I could therefore aid in replacing the upholstery in your antique car in return for the promise of a fine steak dinner at the best Outback Steakhouse in Albemarle County.
I look forward to your consideration. Please let me know if you have any questions.
Regards,
Ms. Catherine Sproul
Class of ‘10